Barry Zuckerkorn Quote #1

Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn in In God We Trust

Narrator: Michael Bluth had called a meeting with the family's longtime attorney to discuss his father's incarceration.
Barry: I am so sorry. It was a client. Okay.
Narrator: But he was finding it difficult to get any answers.
Barry: How long was I on the phone?
Michael: Twenty-five minutes.
Barry: Well, you know, with the cell phone charges, I'm gonna round it out to about an hour 'cause it's easier to bill all right.

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 ‘In God We Trust’ Quotes

Quote from Lindsay

Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?

Quote from Tobias

Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.

Quote from Lindsay

Narrator: Michael and Lindsay proceeded to drink and air their grievances about their mother.
Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: And how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.