Lucille Austero Quote #3

Quote from Lucille Austero in In God We Trust

Narrator: This concerned Buster as he'd been secretly dating his mother's best friend and chief social rival, Lucille Austero.
Buster: Can't we just stay here and play poker again? You can bet your vertigo medicine against my anxiety pills.
Lucille Austero: No. Buster, for God's sake, there is music to hear places to go, envy to stir. Look, I'm tired of keeping our love a secret. We are going out, and that is that!
Buster: Oh. [pants]
Lucille Austero: Oh, Buster. [wobbles] Okay, I'm okay. I'm okay.

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 ‘In God We Trust’ Quotes

Quote from Lindsay

Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?

Quote from Tobias

Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.

Quote from Lindsay

Narrator: Michael and Lindsay proceeded to drink and air their grievances about their mother.
Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: And how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.