Michael Quote #32
Quote from Michael in In God We Trust
Narrator: Michael finally arranged a meeting with attorney Wayne Jarvis.
Michael: I'm looking for a more professional approach to our representation.
Wayne Jarvis: Well, I'm a professional. I'm serious, and I'm a professional.
Michael: That's fantastic. So how long have you been practicing-
Wayne Jarvis: I also don't like small talk. I find that unprofessional. Why should I be billing you for small talk when I'm enjoying it as much as you are?
Michael: Then this must be a freebie 'cause I'm having a ball.
Wayne Jarvis: [chuckles] When you're ready to get serious, give me a call.
Michael: No, no! No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm serious. I'm ready.
Wayne Jarvis: Good.
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Quote from Lindsay
Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?
Quote from Tobias
Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.
Quote from Lindsay
Narrator: Michael and Lindsay proceeded to drink and air their grievances about their mother.
Lindsay: She's always trying to get me to admit that my marriage isn't working.
Michael: And how's it going with you and Tobias?
Lindsay: It's not working.