Gob Quote #5
Quote from Gob in Top Banana
Michael: What's going on? This is exactly where the two of you were when I left this morning. Is nobody gonna even try to get a job?
Lindsay: I have a job, Michael.
Michael: Yeah?
Lindsay: It's called supporting my husband.
Michael: Well, you certainly haven't been shopping. The only thing I found in the freezer was a dead dove in a bag.
Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? 'Cause I've only got a couple days left to return it. Died right in the middle of a show.
[flashback to security camera footage of Gob at a pet store:]
Pet Store Owner: Do you want a cage for that?
Gob: No. [puts dove in breast pocket] I'm a magician. [walks into the door] What is your return policy, by the way?
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Quote from Tobias
Tobias: First of all, I love it. Quick question though. Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
Casting Director: The fire? It's- It's a fire sale.
Tobias: Oh. Oh. Okay, I didn't, um... Well, let's give it a shot. [wails] Oh, my God! We're having a fire... sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! [screams] [sings] Amaaa.... [shouts] This isn't a fever! [sings] zing grace... [shouts] I can't even see where the knob is! [sighs] And scene.
Casting Director: Um... Would you like to try that a little simpler maybe?
Tobias: No.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: Luz, that coat cost more than your house! [to Michael] Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
Quote from Lucille
Michael: So what do you want me to do about it?
Lucille: Don't take that tone. He's my son. I want you to make him stop calling me.