Michael: What's going on? This is exactly where the two of you were when I left this morning. Is nobody gonna even try to get a job?
Lindsay: I have a job, Michael.
Michael: Yeah?
Lindsay: It's called supporting my husband.
Michael: Well, you certainly haven't been shopping. The only thing I found in the freezer was a dead dove in a bag.
Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? 'Cause I've only got a couple days left to return it. Died right in the middle of a show.
[flashback to security camera footage of Gob at a pet store:]
Pet Store Owner: Do you want a cage for that?
Gob: No. [puts dove in breast pocket] I'm a magician. [walks into the door] What is your return policy, by the way?