George Sr. Quote #114
Quote from George Sr. in Notapusy
Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents. And George Sr. had wandered into the church-sponsored one.
George Sr.: Do you want to become some guy's girlfriend?
Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.
George Sr.: You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?
Young Man #1: Is he ugly?
George Sr.: No, it's pitch black. You don't see him, and it never stops, guys. And everybody acts like it's no big deal.
Young Man #2: Is there a cover charge?
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Notapusy’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Gob: A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt's gonna be here any minute.
Michael: Your son.
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
Quote from Michael
Lindsay: I mean, come on, I'm the nanny.
Michael: Of course. Who wouldn't want to snog the nanny?
Lindsay: Snog? Is that another one of your new British-isms?
Narrator: It was. Michael had recently fallen bum-over-noggin for a beautiful Englishwoman called Rita.
Michael: Did I say "snog" again? Oh, bloody hell.
Quote from Steve Holt
Narrator: Michael, meanwhile, had begun training for the triathlon to keep from humiliating himself in front of Rita.
[montage:]
Steve Holt: Don't ask "can I?" Ask "I can!"
Steve Holt: You can control your bladder when you're dead.
Steve Holt: No blood, no oil!
Steve Holt: There's no "I" in "win."