Michael Quote #225
Quote from Michael in Sword of Destiny
Tobias: Well, don't you worry about work today. I am ready and willing to step up and take over.
Lindsay: Yeah, and I'll get George Michael ready for his driving test.
Michael: No, no, no, I'm gonna teach him when I get out. And no one's taking over for me at the Bluth Company.
Tobias: Michael, this is what we talked about. I'm sure they'll do just fine without you.
Michael: Well, you're wrong, because we're in crisis there. They need to know that I'm in charge and I'm in con- I'm peeing. Am I peeing?
Doctor: I'm sorry. We gave you a little something to relax you. It may have taken the tingle out of your genitals.
Lucille: Oh, no. You're not taking care of my son.
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but it's too late for me to do anything for your son.
Michael: Let him keep talking.
Doctor: Because Dr. Stein here has already been assigned to his case. You're lucky. He's the best.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Sword of Destiny’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: What?
Tobias: The reason that you can't accept my help is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea, because you have to be in total control of everything. And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: Wouldn't do what?
Lindsay: Be Michael's assistant.
Tobias: [chuckles] Well, that's what I came down here to ask about. I think you'll find me more than qualified.
Michael: It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a resume.
Tobias: Booyah!
Michael: Wow. Gobias Industries.
Tobias: Gobias.
Michael: Right.
Tobias: As in "Go buy us a cup of-"
Michael: I remember, yeah.
Quote from Tobias
Dr. Stein: But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
Lucille: Appendix? I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.
Tobias: Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.