Lindsay Quote #85

Quote from Lindsay in iAmigos!

Lindsay: What did he say? Did he ask about me? I can't believe he followed us all the way to Mexico.
Michael: Uh, that's a bounty hunter, and, uh, he's on the case, so we can all head home.
Lindsay: So, he's not interested in me?
Michael: Not unless you know where Dad is. [walks off] George Michael.
Lindsay: [on the phone] Oh, hi, Dad. Yeah. They think you're in Mexico. I'll see you when I get home. Ye- [Ice listens in] Oh, yes. Thank you. No, I found my birth control pills. Thanks for asking, Dad.

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 ‘iAmigos!’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: You can leave tomorrow after my going-away party for Buster. I still can't believe he's going into the army. You know, he's doing it just to spite me.
Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party?
Lucille: Just to spite him.
Michael: You guys have such a healthy thing going.

Quote from Gob

Michael: So I thought you might want to read it seeing as how you are the president now, even though it's just a title.
Gob: Uh, right. Yes, well we should "circumvrent" union penalties.
Michael: Circumvent.
Gob: "Circumverate."
Michael: Circumvent. Means to go around.
Gob: The old reach around.
Michael: Trust me. This makes you look like a leader. Okay?
Gob: I don't think that I need any help with that. [framed "Never Give Up" inspirational poster falls from the wall and smashes] [bleep] it. Just leave it where it is.

Quote from Michael

Lucille: So, I gotta a call today from Gene Parmesan, our private eye. He said he found something big.
Michael: We have a private eye, huh?
Lucille: Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Michael: Well, he can't be very good then.