Gob Quote #123

Quote from Gob in The One Where They Build a House

Michael: Gob, do you have Starla's phone number? I got a few business things I'd like to go over with the business model.
Gob: Guess who was just over her? Don't, I'll tell you. Me.
Michael: Hmm?
Gob: I [bleep] the business model.
Narrator: Actually, they just made out.
Gob: Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Imagine that. I finally nailed somebody that you weren't after. [chuckles]

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 ‘The One Where They Build a House’ Quotes

Quote from Gob

Michael: Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad?
Gob: Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off.
Michael: You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he?
Gob: No way to tell, really. Portugal. Down South America way.

Quote from Buster

Buster: They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me.
Lucille: Well, did they check everything?
Buster: Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns.

Quote from Lindsay

Lindsay: There's a cream with real diamonds in it. I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400?
Michael: Mm.
Lindsay: A million [bleep] diamonds.