Gob Quote #40
Quote from Gob in My Mother, the Car
Gob: Look, I don't want you thinking that your uncle is some sleazy character from the docks.
[A woman emerges from the water with a lifesaver]
Woman: Good morning.
Gob: How are you? [to George Michael] She's an Olympian hopeful. Swimming and some coaching. Yes, I will make the I.D.'s for you. But we're gonna have to make this quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon.
George Michael: Oh, no, I wouldn't worry about him. He's staying at Gangie's. Yeah, he got in a car accident on the way back from her birthday party.
Gob: Oh, man, I told him not to let her drive.
George Michael: No. It was him driving. She's taking good care of him too. She won't even let him use the phone.
Gob: So you're telling me that he can't go anywhere and he's incommunicado?
George Michael: Right.
Narrator: And that's when Gob decided to take the yacht to South America for the summer.
Gob: I gotta alert this boat's crew. They'll be devastated. [smiles]
Arrested Development Quotes
‘My Mother, the Car’ Quotes
Quote from George Michael
Gob: So, what's up?
George Michael: I, uh, need you to make some fake I.D.'s for me and Maeby.
Gob: Like a passport?
George Michael: Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. Oh, and, uh, preferably French. I like the way they think.
Quote from Gob
Lindsay: She can't drive herself. I mean, she's the world's worst driver.
Narrator: Lindsay was not exaggerating. Lucille had recently been featured on Fox's World's Worst Drivers.
Michael: Yeah. I can't believe she got that driver's license renewed.
Gob: She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. We ended up checking "Albino" on the form.
Quote from Lucille
Lucille: I told you. They don't support me.
Michael: I hate to tell you, Mom, but they don't support me either. I sat down and I told them this was important to me.
Lucille: You did that for me?
Michael: I let you drive, didn't I?
Lucille: Yes, you did, Michael, and I'm loving it. You're a good son. You always do things for others. You're the only one holding this family together.
Michael: And you see a lot more than I give you credit for, Mom. You're not just concerned with yourself. You care about the family.
Hey. Is that Gob?
Lucille: It's an idiot on a scooter at night? It's gotta be Gob. Let's give him a scare.
Michael: Hmm? No, Mom. I don't think we should.
Lucille: A nice little scare. [shouts] Hey, big shot, too busy to go to your mother's party?