Gob: Look, I don't want you thinking that your uncle is some sleazy character from the docks.
[A woman emerges from the water with a lifesaver]
Woman: Good morning.
Gob: How are you? [to George Michael] She's an Olympian hopeful. Swimming and some coaching. Yes, I will make the I.D.'s for you. But we're gonna have to make this quick. Your dad wants me out of here by noon.
George Michael: Oh, no, I wouldn't worry about him. He's staying at Gangie's. Yeah, he got in a car accident on the way back from her birthday party.
Gob: Oh, man, I told him not to let her drive.
George Michael: No. It was him driving. She's taking good care of him too. She won't even let him use the phone.
Gob: So you're telling me that he can't go anywhere and he's incommunicado?
George Michael: Right.
Narrator: And that's when Gob decided to take the yacht to South America for the summer.
Gob: I gotta alert this boat's crew. They'll be devastated. [smiles]