Barry Zuckerkorn Quote #7

Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn in In God We Trust

Barry: So, they're not filing charges. I got them to call your flee from justice "religious expression." This is a lawyer.
Michael: Yeah, he's he's very good.
Barry: You're gonna have to forfeit that bond. I was way off about that.
George Sr.: Thanks again, Mikey.
Barry: Can I ask you a question? Sure. Are all the guys in here, you know...
George Sr.: Oh, no, no, no. Not all of them.
Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry: Think.

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 ‘In God We Trust’ Quotes

Quote from Lindsay

Michael: You guys were not sharing a bedroom before?
Lindsay: Well, the cutoffs aren't exactly a turn-on.
Michael: Yeah. What's the deal with the cutoffs?
Lindsay: You've got to promise not to tell anyone this.
Michael: Okay.
Lindsay: He's a never-nude.
Michael: Is that exactly what it sounds like?

Quote from Tobias

Narrator: Tobias suffered a rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked.
[flashback to Tobias emerging from a dressing room:]
Tobias: Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?
[flashback to Tobias in a doctor's office:]
Proctologist: Oh, I'm sorry. No, I need you to be completely undressed.
Tobias: I am completely undressed.
[present:]
Michael: I thought he just liked cutoffs.
Lindsay: Me too.

Quote from Barry Zuckerkorn

Narrator: And Michael was forced to, once again call in the counsel of Barry Zuckerkorn.
George Sr.: Thank you. Thank you for coming down on Christmas Eve.
Barry: Oh, it's like any other day, except that I bill double.