Michael: So my dad was a patsy?
American MP: We call them "unintentional operations victims," but yes. We ran the whole operation through a British building company.
Michael: And they contacted my dad for the plans. I can't believe it. After all of that he wasn't lying.
American MP: Look, we feel terrible because this is really our mistake. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you guys out.
Michael: Take us out?
Buster: Where?
Gob: Well, I could really go for some Italian.
Saddam Hussein #1: There is an Olive Garden in Mamoon.
Saddam Hussein #2: I think he means to shoot you in the head. But please, at least let him look at the air-conditioning.

American MP: Okay, looks like you got us. What can the U.S. government do for you?
Michael: We're going to need some business class tickets home.
Gob: And direct flights. None of this stopping in Phoenix bull[bleep].
Michael: And more importantly, maybe we can drop some of these treason charges against my father.
Buster: And I do believe there was some mention of some ice cream.
Narrator: And so, with Operation Hot Brother a success, our American heroes left Iraq.
Buster: Take Condoleezza Rice Lane. It's quicker.
Narrator: Mission accomplished.