George Michael: Oh, so this is a choice. I didn't want to say anything, but I was like, "Maeby looks like a 65-year-old."
Maeby: What if I told you I was 75? Hmm?
George Michael: Holy shit. You look fantastic.
Maeby: Right? It's the teeth. It's the same guy who's doing my meth teeth, you know, for the family of the year thing. You know that's where I write a speech for my mom, she talks about how great I am, then...
George Michael: Then you open your mouth and you're like, "So why do I have to turn tricks for meth money?" I don't know how you keep all your scams straight.
Maeby: Well, this old lady one is a big, big score. I mean, when people catch on, they either forget or they die. [chuckles] And, I mean, this place is a dream. Nobody even locks their doors. Of course, what is there to steal? [chuckles] A few barstools and some family pictures? Anyway, that's how I got those barstools and all these great pictures of grandkids.
George Michael: What a beautiful family you've stolen.