Quote from Buster in Off the Hook
Narrator: He even pretended to be an old college flame of Lucille's to gain admittance. Buster: Hello. [the guard goes to see Lucille:] Lucille: Alex Trebek? Narrator: She then rephrased it in the form of a question. Buster: Who is Alex Trebek? Prison Guard: Buster. [later, the guard returns:] Buster: No, Buster. Do you have a pie or a small sponge cake available? [later, the guard returns with a pie:] Buster: Thank you. [plants his face in the pie]