Buster Quote #176

Quote from Buster in Off the Hook

Narrator: He even pretended to be an old college flame of Lucille's to gain admittance.
Buster: Hello.
[the guard goes to see Lucille:]
Lucille: Alex Trebek?
Narrator: She then rephrased it in the form of a question.
Buster: Who is Alex Trebek?
Prison Guard: Buster.
[later, the guard returns:]
Buster: No, Buster. Do you have a pie or a small sponge cake available?
[later, the guard returns with a pie:]
Buster: Thank you. [plants his face in the pie]

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 ‘Off the Hook’ Quotes

Quote from Lucille

Lucille: So you fell out of a chair, and for this, the government gives you applause?
Buster: No, a big hand.
Lucille: I thought I recognized that little son of a bitch. [yells at doctor] This is why you can't keep a job at one hospital!

Quote from Buster

Lucille Austero: Buster.
Buster: My mother's gone away, and I thought, you've always been like a...
Lucille Austero: Girlfriend.
Buster: Not what I was gonna say. Anyways, I was over there, and my friend's over here, and I thought, maybe I should just move in, because I love to hear all about your medications and ailments and whatnot. Is that baby toe of yours still crawling over the others like a weird weed?
Lucille: Buster, how sweet of you to remember.
Buster: Oh, it's one of my night terrors.

Quote from Buster

Lucille: So you can see why I need the testimony of someone who's not a hot mess.
Buster: You're a hot mess!
Lucille: You're a hot mess!