Maeby: I don't understand the problem. I thought Rebel said she was gonna buy the company.
George Michael: Well, I'm not gonna sell a bogus company to my girlfriend.
Maeby: Why not? It's the perfect way to end a terrible relationship.
George Michael: It's not terrible. It's- It's a great relationship.
Maeby: Yes, but it won't be once you sell her a shitty company. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You're more impossible to talk to than Annette.
George Michael: You talk to Annette?
Maeby: No. But Stan does. And as much as we try to infuriate him, he won't get the hint. What do I gotta do, hit him on the head? But, next thing you know, he's back from the hospital.
George Michael: So you actually did hit him?
Maeby: Yeah, just with a wine bottle, but it wasn't open. I guess I could do it again, but I just can't send him back to the ER again, you know? Three times in one week. People are gonna start asking, you know, elderly abuse? [sighs] Which apparently is a real thing. I guess all old people are this annoying.