Barbara Quote #136

Quote from Barbara in Festival

Barbara: I've got good news, and I've got bad news. The good news is every day is a blessing. The bad news is Draemond has already buttered up Delisha Sloss like a freshly cooked piece of corn on the cob.

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 ‘Festival’ Quotes

Quote from Barbara

Barbara: Ooh, what in the immaculate reception?!

Quote from Mr. Johnson

Mr. Johnson: Now turn around. I gotta wand you, son. [imitating wand buzzing]
Man: Is that a curling iron?
Mr. Johnson: Can't be too careful.

Quote from Barbara

Janine: I know that this seems really, really bad, but look, no matter what happens, we are still Abbott Elementary. You know, they can't take that away from us.
Ava: Just found out we're not gonna be Abbott Elementary anymore. Draemond is changing the name to "Legendary Schools Presents: Abbott Charter."
Barbara: What in the Lee Daniels?
Melissa: I mean... [laughter]
Jacob: Wait, I don't get it.