Ava Quote #281
Quote from Ava in Teacher Conference
Ava: So this weekend was juicy. That's right. I got the tea and the cup.
Jacob: Ooh.
Ava: So I heard about a very interesting hookup this weekend involving someone in this very room. Someone that's a man. Involving a woman... Teacher. I heard someone made out. With Ms. Schwartz? Jacob, time to step up.
Jacob: Uh, wildly inaccurate, and I feel compelled to remind you that I am gay.
Ava: That is bisexual erasure. I expected better from you. And my intel specifically stated that she made out with some pasty white nerd. If not you, then who?
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Teacher Conference’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Janine: What else?
Girl: This is impossible!
Janine: No, nothing is impossible. Now, come on. Keep guessing. [door opens]
Ava: All the vowels are in the dump. What word has two X's and no vowels? Did Grimes have another kid?
Quote from Janine
Janine: Uh-oh! Even Principal Coleman is stumped. All right, let's get those guesses in, you guys.
Ava: Nah, I got this. "R"!
Janine: Nope. [students groaning]
[aside to camera:]
Janine: So I picked a word, but then a student sneezed on another student. By the time we cleaned that up, I'd forgotten the word. So I'm just stalling. But we've only got about 10 minutes till lunch, so we should be fine.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: I can't wait to show you what I have planned. We have snowshoeing, a coal jewelry workshop, and tree-ventures just to start.
Amber: I thought we were gonna be, like, relaxing... in a hot tub.
Gregory: We are, after the firewood harvesting forum.
Amber: Seems like you have a lot planned.
Gregory: That's the best way to relax... On a strict schedule.