Ava: So this weekend was juicy. That's right. I got the tea and the cup.
Jacob: Ooh.
Ava: So I heard about a very interesting hookup this weekend involving someone in this very room. Someone that's a man. Involving a woman... Teacher. I heard someone made out. With Ms. Schwartz? Jacob, time to step up.
Jacob: Uh, wildly inaccurate, and I feel compelled to remind you that I am gay.
Ava: That is bisexual erasure. I expected better from you. And my intel specifically stated that she made out with some pasty white nerd. If not you, then who?