Jacob: Greetings and saaaaluuutations...
Ava: Not today, Jacob. This morning is already on my last nerve. I tried to take a picture of this woman's crooked lace front, dropped my phone, cracked it. I asked her to pay for it, she said she gonna call the cops. I am one minor inconvenience from putting this whole day in rice.
Jacob: Oh, been there. Sort of.

Jacob: Well, let me improve your day with a tasty offering. I made carrot cookies.
Janine: You mean carrot cake?
Jacob: As if. Carrot cookies... made with carrots and carrot juice.
Ava: Mnh, no, just looking at them almost put me over the top.
Jacob: Janine? Can I tempt you?
Janine: Yeah.
Jacob: They're made with salvaged oat pulp.
Gregory: Those look alive.
Jacob: Well, yeah. That's the probiotics.
Janine: Uh, you know what? I probably shouldn't on an empty stomach, so...

Captain Robinson: Good morning, everyone. I'm Captain Robinson. No relation to Smokey, so save your jokes. I've heard them all.
Janine: Hm.
Captain Robinson: I'd like to speak to your principal. [cellphone chimes]
Janine: Oh, well, that's... That's great because, actually, she just posted a video. She's probably on her way back to Abbott.
Ava: [on video] All my preppers know what time it is. Let's get into this. What's In My Go Bag: Fire Safety Edition. First up... matches. 'Cause one thing about me, I'mma fight fire with fire.
Janine: Alright.