Barbara Quote #44
Quote from Barbara in Ava vs. Superintendent
Mrs. Sloss: I'm glad I caught you before you left. I talked to my office, and I have good news.
Barbara: Oh, really?
Mrs. Sloss: Mm.
Barbara: Regarding?
Mrs. Sloss: Regarding the fact that Abbott will be a recipient of the Advancement Grant this year.
Barbara: [gasps] What a surprise. After 10 years of impeccable applications, we suddenly find ourselves worthy. How wonderful.
Mrs. Sloss: Yes, it is... wonderful.
Barbara: Ah. See you in church on Sunday. And every Sunday after that.
Mrs. Sloss: Hmm.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Ava vs. Superintendent’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
Janine: So we get the funding we need?
Superintendent Collins: No, of course not. As long as Ava's at Abbott and I'm the superintendent, you never will. She blackmailed me. It's kind of hard to get over being blackmailed.
Melissa: You know, he's not wrong. I haven't spoken to my blackmailer in two years. Do I miss my sister? Yeah, every day.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: Well, my suggestion to all of you is to enjoy your free periods while you can. Because music class will be going bye-bye-bye like Blackstreet Boyz II Men.
Janine: Mm, mnh, no. Wrong in like three ways.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: I know we need the money. And I have applied for that Advancement Grant for 10 years now. I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.
Jacob: Look, while I admire that you've applied years in a row, have you heard that saying about the definition of insanity?
Barbara: Have you ever heard the saying that I will pop you upside your head if you imply that I am insane?