Janine Quote #109
Jacob: I can't believe the video worked.
Janine: Yeah. Those kids do not want to be us.
Jacob: You know, the fact that we are doing this well without clout propping us up is some good old-fashioned being-pretty-darn-good-at-our-jobs.
Janine: Yeah. You're right. But imagine what it'll be like when we actually do get them to think we're cool.
[Janine limps away with her leg in a cast. Jacob turns around in his yellow shorts]
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Desking’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Aw, man. Why am I not getting these videos? I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Get all your desks to the gym until this whole thing blows over or there's some new trend that I don't hear about because life is a joke, people. Come on. Hurry up. Who knows when those kids'll start arriving.
Jacob: They get here at 7:30.
Ava: Every day? That's wild.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [enters] Sweet baby Jesus, and the grown one, too! My desks have been desked!
Mr. Johnson: They got you?
Barbara: Mm-hmm.
Gregory: Oh, this is bad.
Barbara: Mnh!
Melissa: Their fault. They went on a desking promotional tour.
Jacob: No, uh...
Barbara: What have you done?