Melissa Quote #77
Quote from Melissa in Wrong Delivery
Jacob: Ah! All dressep up for the big dip in the Shark Tank today?
Melissa: What? No. I got to go to court later for throwing a corn cob at Ben Simmons.
Jacob: Wait, so you're not gonna make a presentation?
Melissa: No! I'm not gonna humiliate myself, and I don't know anybody else who would, either.
Janine: I stayed up all night making my presentation.
Melissa: Of course you did.
Janine: I'm gonna win that grant money and turn Abbott into a crown jewel of the neighborhood.
Jacob: Crown jewel?
Janine: It'll be us and that corner store that still sells loosies.
Melissa: You know, in the end times, it's just gonna be cockroaches roaming the empty streets and Janine holding up a sign that says "Turn that frown upside down."
Abbott Elementary Quotes
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Quote from Barbara
Mr. Johnson: Don't take it so hard. Everybody gets dumped. If it can happen to Michael B. Jordan, it can happen to you.
Barbara: Now, that white boy sure can act. Ooh! I love those Back to the Future movies.
Together: Michael J. Fox.
Barbara: Hmm?
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson: It's risky, but it could work. And you probably won't get your tires slashed. You ever heard of Martha and the Vandellas? Well, I dumped Martha, but I'm pretty sure the Vandellas vandalized my car.
Gregory: I would like to not have my tires slashed, so...
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: Well, if they do go with a Black actor, I hope they go with that Mr. Brian Austin Green. I'm so proud of that young man and all of his success.
Gregory: Uh...
Janine: Tuh-tuh-tuh!
[aside to camera:]
Janine: So, there are a bunch of white celebrities who Barbara thinks are Black. Like, Brian Austin Green would be Brian Tyree Henry.
[flashback to Barbara greeting her class:]
Barbara: Ooh, I see you, little Carrie Underwood. Good morning.
[aside to camera:]
Jacob: Kerry Washington.
[flashback to Barbara and Melissa leaving the school:]
Barbara: I'm going straight home, put on a little Millie Bobby Brown.
[aside to camera:]
Melissa: Bobby Brown.
[flashback to Barbara walking in the hallway with Ava:]
Barbara: No one's done more for Black actors than Tommy Lee Jones.
[aside to camera:]
Ava: James Earl Jones.
[aside to camera:]
Janine: And we just let her keep thinking that. It's easier.