Jacob Quote #75
Janine: Hey, what's everyone watching?
Girl #1: Yo, some white boul desked the gym!
Jacob: [on video] Check it!
Boy: Whoa! He's wearing the Honeydew suedes.
Jacob: [on video] [breathing heavily] Abbott Ultimate Desking Challenge. Done! Teacher style.
Girl #1: Whoa, what the... Is that Mr. C?
Girl #2: Desking's deaded.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Desking’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Aw, man. Why am I not getting these videos? I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Get all your desks to the gym until this whole thing blows over or there's some new trend that I don't hear about because life is a joke, people. Come on. Hurry up. Who knows when those kids'll start arriving.
Jacob: They get here at 7:30.
Ava: Every day? That's wild.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [enters] Sweet baby Jesus, and the grown one, too! My desks have been desked!
Mr. Johnson: They got you?
Barbara: Mm-hmm.
Gregory: Oh, this is bad.
Barbara: Mnh!
Melissa: Their fault. They went on a desking promotional tour.
Jacob: No, uh...
Barbara: What have you done?