Janine Quote #107
Janine: I really felt like I was bonding with these kids and that they liked me, and as much as I felt that, and as much as Ava wants to be cool, Barbara was right. Kids will always think teachers are lame. Can't fight that, but we can use it. Once I do this and those kids see it, desking will be corny and over. Jacob, we rolling? [rhythmic clapping]
Melissa: Kill it! [rhythmic clapping] You got this, Janine.
Ava: Whoo!
Gregory: Don't- Don't say that. I don't believe that she does.
Melissa: No. She's got it.
Gregory: She's not very coordinated.
Melissa: She's gonna kill it.
Gregory: Oh! [thud] God.
Barbara: And she's down.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Desking’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Aw, man. Why am I not getting these videos? I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Get all your desks to the gym until this whole thing blows over or there's some new trend that I don't hear about because life is a joke, people. Come on. Hurry up. Who knows when those kids'll start arriving.
Jacob: They get here at 7:30.
Ava: Every day? That's wild.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [enters] Sweet baby Jesus, and the grown one, too! My desks have been desked!
Mr. Johnson: They got you?
Barbara: Mm-hmm.
Gregory: Oh, this is bad.
Barbara: Mnh!
Melissa: Their fault. They went on a desking promotional tour.
Jacob: No, uh...
Barbara: What have you done?