Jacob: I'm sure you already know that Christmas was essentially invented by Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, right?
Barbara: Maybe we can just focus on-
Jacob: It's because of him that this time of year has turned into such a materialist bacchanal.
Melissa: [chuckles] Oh, that guy sounds really annoying.
Jacob: Beyond. He took a great tradition and turned it into something miserable.
Melissa: Can't imagine why anybody would do something like that.
Jacob: Me neither. Some people, you know?
Melissa: Yeah, I sure do.
Barbara: Melissa.
Melissa: I'm agreeing with him.