Quote from Ava in Open House
Ava: And that concludes the Total Waste of Time Tour. Superintendent Collins: So I guess I'll be seeing you in a couple of weeks at the school board meeting. Ava: Yes, you will, and I'll be asking for extra funding for next year, and you will, of course, give it to me. Superintendent Collins: Well, I'm not so sure about that, because, Ava, that's my wife come to pick me up. Ava: That's not your wife. That's the woman that you... Superintendent Collins: Married? Yeah, I got divorced and remarried to the Deaconess. So all you saw me doing was kissing my future wife. But if your presentation to the school board is anything like that tour, you're in a lot of trouble.