Sally: [v.o.] "So I've come to the conclusion that New York is the sexiest city in the world, from sexy Bronx to sexy Brooklyn. It's the city that never sleeps." [out loud] "Unless it rolls over and passes out after sex."

Harry: All right, let's get busy. I didn't waste all those hours watching TV for nothing. You mind if I move a few of these around?
Pitman: You're gonna change the schedule?
Harry: Oh, no, no. Not change. Save. All right. Hey, you know what I'd like to see? A whole night of Will & Grace. Wouldn't you?
Pitman: Brilliant!
Harry: Hey, better yet, why don't we make one night Will, one night Grace?

Dick: Ooh, cool! I can't wait to see the look on Mary's face when she finds out that I'm a lawyer.
Sally: Hold on a second. Albright's here?
Dick: Oh, I'm sure she is. A love like ours transcends all dimensional limitations. Maybe you'll meet some people you know too.
Harry: Cool. Really?
Dick: Oh, yeah. But F.Y.I., they may have made different life choices in this universe.
Harry: Mmm. I see what he's saying. You see, in this world Officer Don could be an old Vietnamese woman.
Sally: No, Harry, they'll have the same bodies. Dick's just saying they'll probably all be gay.