Harry Quote #621
Quote from Harry in Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Harry: Poor Tommy.
Sally: He's desperate. If Alissa isn't scared into his arms tonight, he'll spend the rest of his life heartbroken.
Harry: But you know, I'm a little worried about this plan. I mean, what if the scary movie isn't scary enough?
Sally: Yeah. I mean, the problem with scary movies is you know they're not real.
Harry: It's a flawed genre.
Sally: What if we go over there and make it real?
Harry: Yeah. They'll be naked by 9:30.
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‘Fear and Loathing in Rutherford’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Sally
Harry: Okay, they're on the couch, but they're not sitting very close.
Sally: Get over here. Harry, listen and learn. First, I got a chain to drag against the wall. Then I got a rubber axe. Then I got tomato juice, which doubles for blood, and I got low sodium tomato juice which doubles for blood but is better for you.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, this isn't scary. We gotta be subtle.
Sally: Subtle?
Harry: Yeah! Did you ever see Jaws? Okay. The scary part was not the shark. It was the hint of the shark. The fin. Oh! Slicin' through the water.
Sally: Well, what, so you got something planned?
Harry: Yes, I do.
[Harry turns around and reveals a fin attached to his back]
Sally: Harry, that's adorable, but you know, as a warrior, I think I know how to scare.
Harry: Well, as someone who's always scared, I think you're wrong.