Harry Quote #586

Quote from Harry in Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

Harry: Oh, Dick! Look what I-
Dick: My God, you don't stop! It never ends with you people. What are those?
Harry: Just some, uh, M&Ms that I forgot I had in my jacket. But, uh that's okay. You You go on thinkin'.
Dick: M&Ms?
Harry: That's right. The candy that melts in your mouth. But not in your mouth.
Dick: Look, just hand them over.
Harry: Oh, I'd love to, but I'm just too big of an idiot to figure out how to get this bag all the way over to you.
Dick: As High Commander, I order you to give me those M&Ms.
Harry: Oh, order. Look, up there, you might be High Commander, but down here, you're just some sweaty guy looking for a handout.
Dick: Harry, you are disobeying a direct order, and you will-
Harry: Shh! Please! Thank you.

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 ‘Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Oh, Nina, I feel so bad, Dick being trapped in that hole. It's another example of when bad things happen to good people.
Nina: It's not a great example.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Who are you?
Angus McDuff: The name's Angus McDuff, but if you want my attention, you'll call me The Hole.
Don: Isn't that a great nickname, Sally? He fights holes, and they call him "The Hole."
Sally: Doesn't that get a little confusing?
Angus McDuff: No problems yet.
Sally: No, but I mean, you wouldn't call a fireman "fire," or a lifeguard "water," right?
Angus McDuff: I'm not a nickname expert, I'm a hole expert.
Sally: Fine, let's just deal with the hole.
Angus McDuff: You are dealing with The Hole.
Sally: No, I mean the hole my brothers are in.
Don: He's not a financial advisor, he's a hole guy.
Sally: You see, I knew this would happen.