Dick Quote #1402
Quote from Dick in Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole
Harry: I didn't get us stuck down here.
Dick: Oh, no? Well, who ordered the pizzas? Who didn't fill up the car with gas? Who fell into the hole first and caused a cave-in?
Harry: You!
Dick: Exactly! You!
Harry: You know, anytime anything goes wrong, it's always my fault.
Dick: Finally, you admit it.
Harry: That's not what I'm saying.
Dick: You're saying you're tired, you're hungry. You're terrified of being down here, and you're waiting for me to lead you out. Well, I'm doing my best! You're just sitting there, happy as an idiot in Idiotland on idiots-get-in-free day.
Harry: Okay, there's no such land, and I would know-
Dick: Harry, shh! Please! I need silence to think. Thank you.
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‘Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Mary: Oh, Nina, I feel so bad, Dick being trapped in that hole. It's another example of when bad things happen to good people.
Nina: It's not a great example.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Who are you?
Angus McDuff: The name's Angus McDuff, but if you want my attention, you'll call me The Hole.
Don: Isn't that a great nickname, Sally? He fights holes, and they call him "The Hole."
Sally: Doesn't that get a little confusing?
Angus McDuff: No problems yet.
Sally: No, but I mean, you wouldn't call a fireman "fire," or a lifeguard "water," right?
Angus McDuff: I'm not a nickname expert, I'm a hole expert.
Sally: Fine, let's just deal with the hole.
Angus McDuff: You are dealing with The Hole.
Sally: No, I mean the hole my brothers are in.
Don: He's not a financial advisor, he's a hole guy.
Sally: You see, I knew this would happen.