Dick Quote #1403

Quote from Dick in Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

Dick: Well, it's not gonna work. I'm the High Commander, see? And you'll never, ever take that away from me.
You understand? Never.
Harry: What are you doing?
Dick: I'm digging a hole to China. China! China! China!
Harry: [slaps Dick] Now you snap out of it, Dick. We're not going to China today or any other day, all right? Now it's time to face facts. You're stuck in a hole, and you've got to come to terms with that.
Dick: But I can't! [Harry slaps Dick] I can't! [Harry slaps Dick] I'm not made of the right stuff. [Harry slaps Dick] Cut it out. I said I'm not made of the right stuff.

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 ‘Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Oh, Nina, I feel so bad, Dick being trapped in that hole. It's another example of when bad things happen to good people.
Nina: It's not a great example.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Who are you?
Angus McDuff: The name's Angus McDuff, but if you want my attention, you'll call me The Hole.
Don: Isn't that a great nickname, Sally? He fights holes, and they call him "The Hole."
Sally: Doesn't that get a little confusing?
Angus McDuff: No problems yet.
Sally: No, but I mean, you wouldn't call a fireman "fire," or a lifeguard "water," right?
Angus McDuff: I'm not a nickname expert, I'm a hole expert.
Sally: Fine, let's just deal with the hole.
Angus McDuff: You are dealing with The Hole.
Sally: No, I mean the hole my brothers are in.
Don: He's not a financial advisor, he's a hole guy.
Sally: You see, I knew this would happen.