Dick Quote #1329
Quote from Dick in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
Dr. Brand: Dick, what compelled you to invade my personal space? Oh, and read Mary's files?
Dick: I did it because I am a man who will do irrational, often annoying things, out of love for Mary Albright.
Mary: Why can't you just act like a normal human being?!
Dick: Because I'm never going to be a normal human being, Mary! And do you know why? Because I'm lousy at it! And you're just gonna have to accept that.
Dr. Brand: Don't listen to him, Mary.
Dick: I'm happy with myself. I don't want to alter who I am. I like me. Get that down, Dr. Brand.
Mary: So you're saying you're never gonna change.
Dick: Dick Solomon, love him or leave him.
Dr. Brand: You've got a choice, Mary.
Mary: Oh, Dick, I do love you. And I know what would happen if I ever tried to leave you.
Dick: Yeah. Irrational and annoying things.
Mary: Yeah.
Dr. Brand: I wouldn't normally say this, but you two should not be together.
Dick: Happy Valentine's Day, Mary.
Mary: Happy Valentine's Day, Dick. [they kiss]
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‘Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: I have spent my entire life as a human on the outside looking in. Always trying, approximating, attempting, but never being a human being.
Sally: That's 'cause you're not.
Dick: Lieutenant, I refuse to be defined by who I am. My past has always gotten me into trouble. As of now, I have no past. I am no longer an alien.
Sally: What?
Dick: From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.
Quote from Mary
Dick: So, Mary, what do you want for Valentine's Day this year?
Mary: Oh, I'm not expecting much.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Well, the first year we dated, you claimed to have never heard of Valentine's Day. The second year you gave me a ham sandwich. That's why I'm not expecting much.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Look what some weirdo left on the porch.
Tommy: Let me see that. "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you."
Harry: Whoa, this guy sounds obsessed.
Tommy: "I stay up at night just to watch you sleep."
Sally: Ew.
Tommy: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine." [Harry screams]
Don: No, you don't understand.
Sally: This is the most creepy, horrible, disgusting thing I have ever encountered.
Tommy: It's a good thing you're dating a cop.
Sally: Yes, it is, yes. Don, should we go outside and look for clues?
Don: Clues? Sure, why not?