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Quote from Dick in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid

Dr. Brand: So, Dick, what would you like to talk about?
Dick: Mary Albright.
Dr. Brand: Okay.
Dick: What does she talk about when she comes here?
Dr. Brand: I can't discuss patients, Dick. Doctor-client privilege is the foundation of trust in psychotherapy.
Dick: Oh, that makes perfect sense. I respect that. How about I ask you questions about Mary, and you nod your head yes or no?
Dr. Brand: [nods] No.
Dick: Was that a yes?
Dr. Brand: No.
Dick: Was that a no?
Dr. Brand: [nods] Yes!
Dick: Yes. Good, good.

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 ‘Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: I have spent my entire life as a human on the outside looking in. Always trying, approximating, attempting, but never being a human being.
Sally: That's 'cause you're not.
Dick: Lieutenant, I refuse to be defined by who I am. My past has always gotten me into trouble. As of now, I have no past. I am no longer an alien.
Sally: What?
Dick: From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.

Quote from Mary

Dick: So, Mary, what do you want for Valentine's Day this year?
Mary: Oh, I'm not expecting much.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Well, the first year we dated, you claimed to have never heard of Valentine's Day. The second year you gave me a ham sandwich. That's why I'm not expecting much.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Look what some weirdo left on the porch.
Tommy: Let me see that. "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you."
Harry: Whoa, this guy sounds obsessed.
Tommy: "I stay up at night just to watch you sleep."
Sally: Ew.
Tommy: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine." [Harry screams]
Don: No, you don't understand.
Sally: This is the most creepy, horrible, disgusting thing I have ever encountered.
Tommy: It's a good thing you're dating a cop.
Sally: Yes, it is, yes. Don, should we go outside and look for clues?
Don: Clues? Sure, why not?