Dick Quote #1214
Quote from Dick in Dick for Tat
Mary: Look what you've done.
Dick: Oh, me? You're the one who had the fling with a married Strudwick and then got drunk and blabbed all about it.
Mary: Okay. Dick, you've got to understand. I had a life before I met you.
Dick: But I didn't. I feel like my life on Earth started when I met you. You're the only thing that's been mine and mine alone. In the "Mary" column, it's always been Dick, one, Strudwick, zero. And now it's a tie.
Mary: Well, if it would make you feel any better, you've been to the plate a hell of a lot more times than he has.
Dick: Oh, Mary.
Mary: Oh, Dick. [they kiss] Now let's go to Mario's. Dick?
Dick: I'll meet you there. I'm gonna go pee in his pool.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick for Tat’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Oh, I can't get his face out of my mind!
Nina: Strudwick's?
Dick: No, Nina. Little Davey Tennant, the boy down the block. You see, ever since he was three years old, Davey's wanted more than anything to see a real professional baseball game. He wished the biggest wish his little heart could muster. But his dad was laid off and couldn't afford the tickets. Well... one day last week, little Davey was outside playing ball like he always does, and who should walk up the block, tall as a building, but home run king Mark McGwire. To see little Davey's eyes light up as McGwire handed him four seats on the first base line, well, it's something that I will never forget. [shouts] Yes, Strudwick's face! Stop asking such stupid questions!
Nina: Look, you knew about her past.
Dick: Yeah, but until last night, her past was- was faceless! Now it's got a face. The fuzzy, smirking face of Vincent W. Strudwick.
Quote from Sally
Harry: Okay. We got one Pastrami Lasorda. And one Mozzarella Fitzgerald.
Tommy: I don't get the names of these sandwiches.
Harry: Tommy, here's your Hammy Connick Jr.
Sally: Well, that one's obvious. Look, it's piled high with ham and connick.
Quote from Dick
Mary: "Truth or dare."
Dick: "Who was your last fling?"
Mary: Oh, that would have to be... [both laugh] Vincent Strudwick. [both laugh]
Dick: Strudwick?! No!
Mary: Yes, I'm back on Martini Island! You can set me up.
Dick: You can kiss my tiny pewter ass!