Mary: Look what you've done.
Dick: Oh, me? You're the one who had the fling with a married Strudwick and then got drunk and blabbed all about it.
Mary: Okay. Dick, you've got to understand. I had a life before I met you.
Dick: But I didn't. I feel like my life on Earth started when I met you. You're the only thing that's been mine and mine alone. In the "Mary" column, it's always been Dick, one, Strudwick, zero. And now it's a tie.
Mary: Well, if it would make you feel any better, you've been to the plate a hell of a lot more times than he has.
Dick: Oh, Mary.
Mary: Oh, Dick. [they kiss] Now let's go to Mario's. Dick?
Dick: I'll meet you there. I'm gonna go pee in his pool.