Vicki Dubcek Quote #43
Quote from Vicki Dubcek in Episode I: The Baby Menace
Sally: Look, Vicki, it's just- It's not a really good- [sees Vicki breast feeding] Ah! That's how they work.
Vicki Dubcek: Yeah, you know, breast feeding is the most beautiful, natural thing a woman can do. I guess you wouldn't know that, would you? You bein' childless.
Sally: I had the opportunity. I just chose to put my career first, okay? Look, Vicki, this is just not a good time for us to have house guests.
Vicki Dubcek: Honey, I'm not gonna be here that long. I've gotta hang around long enough to talk to this reporter associate of mine, then I'll probably do the talk show circuit... Just me and Eric Travis my little E.T.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Episode I: The Baby Menace’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: It's amazing. After all these years, we've actually played a part in bringing a new life onto this planet.
Sally: This kid is gonna have so much that we never had. He'll actually grow up here. He won't make all the mistakes we made.
Dick: We didn't make a lot of mistakes.
Tommy: What are you talking about? Do you remember the time that we thought the phone was a fire alarm and any time someone called, we'd run outside in our underpants?
Harry: Or what about the time we tried to bust open the television set because we wanted to meet the Jeffersons?
Sally: Yeah, yeah, yeah! But Dick stopped us 'cause he didn't want the Flintstones to escape!
Dick: Yeah. Our modern world would have terrified them.
Sally: Yeah, but I mean, they already had cars. They were very evolved.
Quote from Dick
Sally: You disobeyed orders, mister.
Dick: I couldn't do it.
Sally: Fine. I'll kill him myself.
Dick: You can't kill him. You're the High Commander.
Sally: So?
Dick: High commanders are forbidden to kill. They're considered upper management.
Sally: Fine. I hereby make myself security officer.
Dick: So you're security officer and High Commander?
Sally: Okay. You're High Commander. I'm gonna go kill that guy.
Dick: Got it. Oh, and by the way, my first order as High Commander is that you shall not kill that reporter.
Sally: No! Then I make myself High Commander again-
Dick: Uh, uh, uh. Can't do that, Lieutenant.
Sally: Oh, you had this planned all along!
Dick: That's why I'm High Commander. And, no, I didn't!
Quote from Dick
Sally: What happened, Harry?
Harry: It... came... out!
Dick: Is it a purple tube?
Harry: Well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose.
Tommy: A hose?! Oh, great. It's a mutant!
Dick: All right. We'll kidnap him and hide him. When he's a teenager, we'll set him free. Then if he's really messed up, we can blame it on television.