Sally: What happened, Harry?
Harry: It... came... out!
Dick: Is it a purple tube?
Harry: Well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose.
Tommy: A hose?! Oh, great. It's a mutant!
Dick: All right. We'll kidnap him and hide him. When he's a teenager, we'll set him free. Then if he's really messed up, we can blame it on television.