Sally Quote #415
Quote from Sally in Superstitious Dick
Sally: Hey, Justin. Justin, look what's broken.
Justin: Oh, how did that happen?
Sally: I do not know. It must've just disconnected itself or something.
Justin: Looks like your gas line's been cut with a hacksaw.
Sally: Weird. You can fix it, though, right, Justin?
Justin: Got to open it up, look at the cores.
Sally: Think you may need to rethread the T-valve?
Justin: Could be. I just hope I don't have to recalibrate the flow bushings.
Sally: Yeah, well, there's a lot of silt collecting in the drip pan.
Justin: Ooh. What are your BTUs? [pulls hand behind back]
Sally: 500. [also puts hand behind back]
Justin: I'll be right back.
Sally: I'll be waiting.
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‘Superstitious Dick’ Quotes
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Quote from Sally
Sally: You know that song Macho Man?
Tommy: Mm-hmm.
Sally: He's who they're singing about.
Tommy: So I guess rugged good looks and broad shoulders really do it for you women.
Sally: Oh, please. Lots of guys have that. But Justin- Justin can fix things. He can build things. He's got a belt full of tools. A... A tool belt, if you will.
Tommy: How am I supposed to compete with guys like that? I mean, look at me. My arms are stick-thin. I shave, like, once a month. My ass is flat.
Sally: Sweetie, listen to me. Don't be so hard on yourself, Okay? I mean, I'm sure there are a lot of girls who are more than willing to settle for a tiny, little wussy like you.
Tommy: That helped very little.
Quote from Mary
Dick: Mary, what happened to your arm?
Mary: Oh, it's nothing. After they wrapped my ribs, the nurse walked me to my car and slammed my shoulder into the door.
Dick: I guess accidents will happen, huh?
Mary: Yeah. [chuckles] She then took me back to the hospital, and they forced it back into its socket, gave me a shot of cortisone.
Dick: Oh, well, I hope that made it feel better.
Mary: Well, no. The cortisone was mismarked. It was minoxidil. But they tell me the excess hair will fall out by beach weather.