Quote from Sally in Superstitious Dick
Sally: Hey, Justin. Justin, look what's broken. Justin: Oh, how did that happen? Sally: I do not know. It must've just disconnected itself or something. Justin: Looks like your gas line's been cut with a hacksaw. Sally: Weird. You can fix it, though, right, Justin? Justin: Got to open it up, look at the cores. Sally: Think you may need to rethread the T-valve? Justin: Could be. I just hope I don't have to recalibrate the flow bushings. Sally: Yeah, well, there's a lot of silt collecting in the drip pan. Justin: Ooh. What are your BTUs? [pulls hand behind back] Sally: 500. [also puts hand behind back] Justin: I'll be right back. Sally: I'll be waiting.