Tommy Quote #217
Quote from Tommy in Sally Forth
Tommy: Mr. Kraft, I was wondering if you could do me a really big favor.
Mr. Kraft: A favor?
Tommy: Yeah, see, I'm trying to get some time alone with Alissa. You know what I mean? And I was just hoping you could throw some of that detention my way.
Mr. Kraft: Sit down, Solomon.
Tommy: Come on, man. We're both guys here. Do me this one solid. Huh?
Mr. Kraft: I said sit down.
Tommy: I don't believe this man. You know, she's right. You really are a jackass!
Mr. Kraft: You lookin' for detention, Solomon?
Tommy: Hello! Have you been listening to a word I've said? Yes, I want detention.
Mr. Kraft: You got it, mister.
Tommy: Thank you. It's like pulling teeth with this guy.
Alissa: What's going on?
Tommy: That jackass just gave me detention.
Mr. Kraft: That's a week, Solomon.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Sally Forth’ Quotes
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I think we can all learn a lot from what's just happened here. This feud ends now.
Dick: That's easier said than done.
Vicki Dubcek: Mama, you fix their bathroom. Dick, you pay your rent. See?
Dick: Wow. You've been thinking about this a lot.
Vicki Dubcek: You know, I do like to think of myself as the female Golda Meir.
Quote from Dick
Tommy: Dick, it's freezing in here.
Dick: Invigorating, isn't it? Makes you feel alive.
Sally: [enters] Hey, guys.
Dick: Oh, Lieutenant, I'm glad you're here.
Sally: You know, Don asked me something out of the blue-
Dick: Cold? Of course it's cold. Do you know why? Because my own brother betrayed me. He and those Dubceks think they can freeze us out. Ha! I thrive at this temperature.
Sally: Wait, Dick, I need to talk to you about something-
Dick: We've grown accustomed to too many luxuries, Sally. Heat, electricity, cooked meats. It's made us weak!
Quote from Don
Don: Ah, Sally. You're like this beautiful wild horse. If I'm... gonna keep you, I'd have to break you. Because if I didn't, you'd just keep throwin' me off and steppin' on my head. But I don't want to break you, Sally. I love you. So I guess I'm gonna have to... let you go. If, uh... If someday you should choose to, uh, come back to me... maybe I'll be here maybe I won't. We'll just have to see.
Sally: So this is it? [hands back ring]
Don: You know my number.
Sally: Yep, 911. Hey, Don. Can we turn on the siren? You know, for old times' sake?
Don: Sure. [siren wails]