Dick Quote #984
Quote from Dick in Indecent Dick
Sally: Oh, Dick, I brought you your lunch. Look. Look. Playpen magazine is coming to Pendelton university to look for women who will pose naked, and I was thinking... I am perfect for that.
Dick: You, Sally? My little sister posing for a nudie rag. Your exposed body pinned up inside every school boy's locker and mechanic's garage across this entire country? Good for you!
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, the first thing you got to remember is the women in these magazines, they always seemed surprised to see their boobs. Like they're seeing them for the first time.
Sally: That is so sexy.
Harry: So try to remember how it felt the first time you saw your boobs. You know, like right after we landed on Earth.
Sally: [screams]
Harry: That's good. Now try it after you discovered how much fun they were. There you go! Oh, now, you also got to remember to look sort of sleepy and paranoid.
Sally: Sleepy and paranoid?
Harry: Yeah, yeah, 'cause the women in these magazines, they're always stretching, looking behind themselves to see if somebody's watching.
Sally: Oh, I got this, baby, huh?
Harry: Ooh, but don't smile, Okay? Guys don't like it when a woman smiles. They like them pouty. Or angry. Angrier! Hate me. Good! Now, you're on a safari. You're listening to the birds, but you're sleepy. Good! You're looking through binoculars, but you're angry. Nice! You're being chased by a tiger, and it's just about to catch you. All of a sudden, you see your boobs!
Quote from Dick
Mary: Posing nude. You don't have a problem with that?
Dick: Why should I?
Mary: Because it's so demeaning.
Dick: Why do you have so many hang-ups about the human body? Is it because of all the hang-downs?
Mary: This is your sister we're talking about.
Dick: So? She's just like any other woman. And women show their bodies all the time. Granted, there are variations in the topography, but essentially, it's all the same map. [measures tongue]
Quote from Dick
Dick: Are you trying to tell me that there are pictures somewhere out there of my Mary Albright naked as a jaywalker?
Mary: They were very tasteful. Just some black and white art photos.
Dick: Art photos?! A sepia-toned snapshot of Old Faithful, that's an art photo.
Mary: But you just said posing nude was fine.
Dick: For my little sister, not my girlfriend!