Harry: Well, the first thing you got to remember is the women in these magazines, they always seemed surprised to see their boobs. Like they're seeing them for the first time.
Sally: That is so sexy.
Harry: So try to remember how it felt the first time you saw your boobs. You know, like right after we landed on Earth.
Sally: [screams]
Harry: That's good. Now try it after you discovered how much fun they were. There you go! Oh, now, you also got to remember to look sort of sleepy and paranoid.
Sally: Sleepy and paranoid?
Harry: Yeah, yeah, 'cause the women in these magazines, they're always stretching, looking behind themselves to see if somebody's watching.
Sally: Oh, I got this, baby, huh?
Harry: Ooh, but don't smile, Okay? Guys don't like it when a woman smiles. They like them pouty. Or angry. Angrier! Hate me. Good! Now, you're on a safari. You're listening to the birds, but you're sleepy. Good! You're looking through binoculars, but you're angry. Nice! You're being chased by a tiger, and it's just about to catch you. All of a sudden, you see your boobs!