Dick Quote #949
Quote from Dick in I Am Dick Pentameter!
Jennifer Ravelli: Oh, Dick, you'll love this place.
Dick: Tofu dog? Wheatgrass soup? Celery ham? [laughs] This is very funny. Now, uh, where's the real menu?
Jennifer Ravelli: Dick, this is a lacto-ovo-vegetarian restaurant. I have a lot of allergies.
Dick: Oh. Are they bad?
Jennifer Ravelli: Well, if I eat a peanut or a nut, my face swells up, and my body explodes in hives.
Dick: Oh, that is so cute.
Jennifer Ravelli: Here's an odd bit of trivia for you. A lot of people don't know that a peanut is not actually a nut. It's a legume.
Dick: Oh. And a lot of people don't know that a walnut is not actually a peanut. It is a walnut.
Jennifer Ravelli: [giggles] You nut.
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Quote from Dick
Don: I mean, I've tried to rhyme, you know. There was a dog who sat on a log. His name was... Rog? That sort of thing. Hold on to her, Dick. She's one of a kind.
Dick: So you like the rhyming, eh? You like the rhyming?
Don: Yeah.
Dick: And what if the rhyming were never to stop? On, on, and on till your head doth pop. Oh, look! A book! A book on schnook! What kind of crook took my schnook nook book? Perchance, methinks, thee, hither, yon, thou. I'm think I'm gonna have a freakin' cow!
Don: You sure seem to hate her. Sounds really tough.
Dick: Hate's a strong word, Don, but not strong enough.
Quote from Harry
Sally: Harry? I'm done. You can bring the chair back in.
Harry: I could.
Sally: What are you saying?
Harry: I'm saying that I think that this chair should stay in the kitchen.
Sally: Harry, that's a living room chair.
Harry: It's just a living room chair because you've been told it's a living room chair.
Quote from Harry
Tommy: I like "living kitchen."
Sally: I prefer "kitchen room."
Harry: Klivingtchen. That's what they'll call it in Germany.
Tommy: You know, maybe we don't even need to name it.
Sally: Look, either we name it, or the media will.
Harry: Then it's settled. Klivingtchen.