Quote from Dick in I Am Dick Pentameter!
Jennifer Ravelli: Oh, Dick, you'll love this place. Dick: Tofu dog? Wheatgrass soup? Celery ham? [laughs] This is very funny. Now, uh, where's the real menu? Jennifer Ravelli: Dick, this is a lacto-ovo-vegetarian restaurant. I have a lot of allergies. Dick: Oh. Are they bad? Jennifer Ravelli: Well, if I eat a peanut or a nut, my face swells up, and my body explodes in hives. Dick: Oh, that is so cute. Jennifer Ravelli: Here's an odd bit of trivia for you. A lot of people don't know that a peanut is not actually a nut. It's a legume. Dick: Oh. And a lot of people don't know that a walnut is not actually a peanut. It is a walnut. Jennifer Ravelli: [giggles] You nut.