Harry Quote #394

Quote from Harry in The Tooth Harry

Nina: Harry, let me ask you something. Are you seeing anyone?
Harry: No. I'm completely unattached. Totally available. I'm ready, willing, and waiting.
Nina: 'Cause, you know, I'm not seeing anyone, either.
Harry: Oh, really?
Nina: And since we both like each other and we're both not seeing anyone...
Harry: Mm-hmm?
Nina: Do you see where I'm going with this, Harry?
Harry: Yes. You're saying that we'll always be friends and nothing more.
Nina: Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Harry: Yeah. Well, to hell with friendship. I want you, woman.
Nina: Oh, Harry.
Harry: Oh, Nina. [they kiss]

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 ‘The Tooth Harry’ Quotes

Quote from Mary

Mary: Okay, now just follow along and see if I have it.
Judith: Can do.
Mary: [tony British accent] Hello. I'm Dr. Mary Albright. I'm proud to be a member-
Judith: Okay. What's with the accent?
Mary: [normal voice] What accent? This is my formal speaking voice. Always has been.
Judith: Never mind.

Quote from Dick

Mary: Well, why are you going to the dentist?
Nina: I'm having my wisdom teeth removed.
Dick: Wouldn't it make more sense to have extra ones installed?
Nina: Don't mess with me. Not today.

Quote from Harry

Dentist: All righty, Nina. We'll see you in a few days, and I'll take out the other 2 wisdom teeth
Harry: Nina, are you okay?
Nina: [muffled, dopey] Harry. Oh, you waited all this time. That's so sweet.
Harry: Oh, my God. You've been drugged. [to the dentist] Is that how you get your jollies, you sick bastard?
Nina: Harry, no. I don't feel so good. Can we go home now?
Harry: Sure. Come on, Nina. I'll make sure that nobody ever hurts you again
Dentist: I need to see her Friday.
Harry: Until Friday.