Dick Quote #851

Quote from Dick in When Aliens Camp

Dick: Now, Nina, if you need to reach me for anything this weekend, I'll be unreachable. I'm going camping with my family.
Nina: Mm-hmm. That's nice.
Dick: Now, before you ask, I'm going to have to tell you, no.
Nina: No what?
Dick: No, you can't come along.
Nina: I hate camping.
Dick: I'm sorry, Nina, but I'm afraid that's going to have to be final. You see, as head of my household, I've made an executive decision. It's going to be just me and my family. We're going camping all weekend.

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 ‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.

Quote from Harry

Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.