Dick Quote #849

Quote from Dick in When Aliens Camp

Dick: We're going out and doing something together. Family only.
Sally: Well, like what?
Dick: Oh, I-I don't know. [picks up cereal box] Like these people. Look how much fun they're having. What are they doing?
Sally: Um, eating cereal?
Dick: No, but what are they doing?
Sally: It's called camping, Dick. Camping!
Dick: That's it. We're doing camping!
Tommy: Going camping.
Dick: We're going camping!


 ‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.

Quote from Harry

Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.