Dick Quote #864

Quote from Dick in When Aliens Camp

Dick: Hi, Mary.
Mary: Here you go!
Sally: Oh, crap!
Mary: I'll go get the rest of my stuff.
Sally: She's coming?
Dick: Well, you're the one who took her backpack. Now we have to bring her.
Sally: But you told me I couldn't bring Don.
Dick: Well, I know what I said. But if Don were here, it would be a different story. You can't penalize Mary for Don's lack of initiative.


 ‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.

Quote from Harry

Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.